Need a website? How about a webmaster? Web application?
No Problem!

I offer my services as web developer at the lowest price, to anyone
From a singe page static website to a 5000 page dynamically generated, database driven website, I guarantee my work!

Standard Features:

• Fully standards compliant (for a hopeful future where they mean something)
• Fully secure - Security Guaranteed on all of my work
• Lowest price
• Quality guaranteed
• All work can be done through email or over the phone
• Custom OR template designs, for much lower cost
• I will set you up with hosting and domain name services
• Basic Search engine optimization (get higher rankinigs on search engines for more traffic)

Optional:

• Dynamic content of any kind:
• Blogs
• Forums
• Databases
• RSS Feeds
• Photo Galleries
• Shopping carts for E-Commerce
• Custom Applications
• Literally Anything You Want!
• Advanced Search engine optimization (get higher rankinigs on search engines for more traffic)
• Webmaster service - I will post updates, corrections, continually optimize for more traffic
• Earn money for yourself by putting ads on your site!
• Drive more traffic to your site by putting ads on other sites!

If you are not sure where to begin, or already have an idea,
or simply want a quote, email me at human.bagel@gmail.com